This brief tale has been requested numerous times. So here it is for your amusement.
|Cute fluff-bunny:||casts spell to summon faerie|
|Sidhe nobleman:||wrenched away from feast/important meeting/lover by spell|
|Cute fluff-bunny:||Would you mind lighting that candle for me?|
|Sidhe:||looks dumbfounded for a moment|
|Cute fluff-bunny:||(slowly) I asked you to light the candle…|
|Angry Sidhe:||grabs candle, turns fluff-bunny over, inserts candle, picks box of matches off nearby table, lights candle Sidhe curses fluff-bunny for the next 7 generations in fifteen different languages and goes back to what they were doing.|